Saturday, October 29, 2005

Chronicles of Muggerhouse Episode 1: Of Food and Asses

Today, in the latest developments of the face-off between the 2 horizontally-challenged sisters of muggerhouse:

no.1: oi, make daddy happy la. go for supper with him with me.
no.2: don't waaaaaaaaaant! faaaaaaaaaaaaat!
no.1: just drink milo bing la.
no.2: don't waaaaaaaaaaaaaant! faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
no.1: oi!
no.2: okok let me go get changed...

in the car...

daddy: so i order one plate of hokkien mee you all 2 share ah?
no.1: ... ...
no.2: ... ...
daddy: so i order one plate of hokkien mee you all 2 share ah?
no.1: i only want milo bing.
no.2: ... ...
daddy: or you all want chicken wings? or hokkien mee?
no.1: i only want milo bing laa!
no.2: i want BOTH!

after ending up sharing one plate of hokkien mee, 1 cup of milo bing, 1 cup of teh bing, upon reaching home...

no.2: eh, get out of my way la, you and your fat ass!
no.1: look who's talking...
no.2: eh your ass is fat lor! mine is not! mine is big, and round, and voluptuous!
no.1: ... ... HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!


any resemblance to any characters living or dead in the above account is purely *wracking coughcoughcough* -tentional.



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